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     Hindi Name                 Japanese Version
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      Ek Aashik:                 Hiro Hito Hun
      Aashik's mother:           Hiro Ki Ma

      A secretary:               Li Kho Li Kho
      A Waiter:                  Chai En Pao Lao
      A cook:                    Pu Lao Pakao
      A Sadhu:                   San T' Sa-Tsung
      A Soldier:                 Tien Shun
      A Watchman:                Kuon Hai
      A milkman:                 Pa Nih Mi Lao
      A Rich man:                Ma La Mal
      A deaf girl:               Kya Kaha

      A Beautiful girl:          Hsein Ah
      Kolhapuri girl:            La Won Gi Mi'Chi
      A villager meeting kolha-
      puri girl:                 Hakka Bakka
     Strip tease artiste:       Sabu T'aro

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PICK UP LINES!
(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.

(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.

(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?

(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!

(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
back while You blow the hell out of me.

(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.

(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

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